Sexual relations with the wife -- it can be a difficult thing. That's why roommates exist, to partially diffuse or offset any such situations. Take Sadie Holmes for example. She's horny as shit and wants to watch porn to rub one out, but she doesn't know how to operate the TV, so she asks her landlord and roommate Sean. Her openness and publicity of her sexual life vastly contrasts that of his and his wife, who, coincidentally, is not home at the moment. Sean is also coincidentally wearing a towel as he was about to step into the shower, but all this nonsense just ends up with him stepping right into Sadie's pink horny pussy! Problem solved.