No matter how hard he tries to woo his bunkmate Billie Star, Don Diego can't get no lovin'! Nothing is worse than spending Valentine's Day alone, so leave it to Cupid Landlord to make sure everybody in the Fake Hostel is getting laid. Seeing the pouting Don, the Landlord pulls out his trusty Love Mini Crossbow and fires off an arrow. When the bolt pierces Don's flesh, Billie rushes to his aid, but finds her hand around his cock instead of the arrow! The Landlord takes his cock out too, and Billie smiles gleefully at the threesome. Billie sucks both their dicks, then after a double blowjob, lets them stuff all of her holes. With her big tits bouncing, Steve fucks her in the ass in spoon position, then Billie takes Don's dick standing doggy. Both guys creampie the alt-babe's ass! Isn't that romantic?